Stefanie and I were thinking about writing a post about what a million dollars will buy you in a few different regions. With that in mind I started poking around the web and found a house to show her.
And then I jammed a camera in her face because I’m kind of an a**hole sometimes.
The front gate was inviting enough…
but upon closer inspection the guy standing there is a little different.
You realize that he looks a little like the girl who is busy TAP DANCING ON THE CEILING of the study
And this is the moment where I realize that I don’t want to own this home. I want to befriend these people. I want to hang out with the woman whose master bath looks like this:
Because I’m pretty sure she knows how to do a perfect manicure and I’m equally certain that her makeup blending skills are excellent.
I’m not sure what shocked Stefanie most, the tap dancer, the adult mannequins, or perhaps the fact that this is what $1.1 million gets you in Los Angeles.
And this is what the front of the artists’ house looks like.
Also published on Medium.